gaddamm-jackdaniels:

julmdama:

everybody now that staff is just randomly deleting blogs:

Snapchat filters make artificial beauty 🤷🏻‍♀

Making your feed ugly one selfie at a time 🤷‍♀

showerthoughtsofficial:

You’re the last person that dies in your lifetime

(Source: reddit.com)

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

libertarirynn:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

(via upinthemorning)

just-shower-thoughts:

Gummie bears are like the beef jerky of jello.

ultra-frog:

somonymous:

phanpocalypse:

eriderp-ampora:

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

thank

unmute this.

The last time I’ve seen this was a year ago….I shall cherish this

(Source: spazzdhn, via enlightenedignoramus)

sapphic-giraffic:

hustlerose:

when you’re taking to yourself in your head do you refer to yourself as we, i, you, or he/she/they

I refer to myself exclusively as “Bitch”

(via upinthemorning)

arthurmorgans:

Grifter.

just-shower-thoughts:

The percentage of german shepherds that are dogs is not 100

setharooni:

setharooni:

damn mother nature thicc

now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit

Backside of Mt Rushmore be like…

(via fair-isle-sweater)